Feb 26

Well, to be honset, I would have taken up CS if not because of the excessive amount of work in doing so. I mean, who cares about compliers when one works on SAP! (Which, by the way, is a hilarious database system that is fun to play with!)

Check this one out:


Which College Major Should You Be?

Your major should be Computer Science. You like nothing more than spending long nights with friends in the computer lab… which is a good thing since that’s exactly how you’ll spend the next couple years.
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Feb 24

在滑铁卢呆了差不多四年,大事没发生多少,小趣事却天天都有。今日无聊,便随便写上几件。

Snapshot 1:

时间:今天。地点:Residence的门口。

今天刚出门就看到一个美女,正在回味+抱怨老天时,一辆van以至少70公里每小时的速度从我身边冲过。

莫不是自己看MM走到高速公路中间却浑然不知?

仔细看了一下,又锤了一下自己脑袋,没有,自己确实走在人行道上。

哦,原来他开着大van,NB了。

我笑笑,继续往前走。三秒钟之后听到急刹车的声音。

那爷们开到小路口,走不了了。

我笑了笑,看着那爷们开始以每小时0.5公里的速度把车慢慢往回到。

结论:在UW,不是你大你就NB。

Snapshot 2:

时间:还是今天。地点:DC图书馆内。

和一美女A出去买咖啡,正好碰到另外一美女B的BF,于是我就介绍了一下,说这是美女B眼中的帅哥。美女A直接来了一句:“不知是你的眼睛有问题还是美女B的眼睛有问题!”

结论:萝卜青菜,各有所爱。

Snapshot 3:

时间:上个礼拜。地点:无。

这真的是史上最NB的分手,我的一个朋友直接从楼下旧男朋友那里搬出,然后直接搬入楼上新男朋友的家中。一分钟的青春都不浪费。

结论:如果所有的女生是都是公主的话,滑铁卢的女生绝对是玉皇大帝的女儿–女神了。

Snapshot 4:

时间:更久以前。地点:DC 图书馆。

在滑铁卢呆过的人,没有人没有进过DC的。DC本名Davis Centre,可是不小心就有了一个外号:Dating Centre。

于是乎,本人从大一就开始天天晚上在DC耗费青春,几乎DC就成了我的第二个家。

可是到现在本人还是光棍一条。

突然有天晚上,自己想明白了:dating centre的意思是指给couple们提供一个边学习,边date的地方,而不是找date的地方。

无奈啊,我这么多年的青春 :)

结论:来滑铁卢之前,听说这里不仅是个鸟不生蛋的地方,更确切的说是连鸟看都不愿意看一眼的地方。现在知道了,那哥们是用鸟来暗指single and available 的美女。

Snapshot 5:

时间:上周。地点:还是DC图书馆。

上周巨忙,一个礼拜>10个面试,2个midterm,还有n个assignment。

后来碰到一个engineering的兄弟,和他抱怨了一通。

这位仁兄只是轻描淡写的说了一句:我这个礼拜5天六个midterm。

我晕倒。

结论:在滑铁卢,永远不要说自己很忙,因为总是有人比你更忙的。

Snapshot 6:

时间:昨晚。地点:我家。

昨晚自己发誓要12点钟睡觉。结果12点钟倒到床上,刚刚开始准备和周公见面,手机却叫了起来。

一姐们儿打来,劈头就问:“睡了没?”

”睡了。“

“把电脑打开,和你对一道题。”

我抓狂。”明天再说行不?我电脑都关了。“

“不行。”

结果那姐们儿一直等到她把题目搞定才肯挂电话。

结论:我现在终于知道自己和average 93分的人的区别。

Final Snapshot:

时间:几个星期前。地点:学校蜀留香餐馆。

一天和一MM一起准备去吃晚餐。结果另一洋MM非要加入,还声称自己最想试试Chinese Food。

我无语。要试试是不是?老子叫你这辈子不敢再试。

进了蜀留香,直接要水煮鱼。

端上来,一大盆红辣椒上面飘着几块鱼片。

呵呵,不愁你不辣死!

我正想着,这洋MM已经开始动筷子了。

5分钟之后,我发现自己彻底被打败了。

那么辣的水煮鱼,连我都要先在清水里涮涮才敢吃的啊!

结论:加拿大的多元文化果然NB。

现在就想到这么几个,以后有空再写吧。

Feb 20

I’ve had a pretty exciting interviews yesterday.

It was for a position in TD Securities, the trading arm of TD CanadaTrust, one of the Big Five in the banking industry in Canada.

The exciting part was that I was actually taken to the trading floor and sat next to a trader and watch him as he sat in front of an array of monitors and kept a close eye on the curves and data that is flashing in those monitors.

The most insane part of the interview was when I asked the trader if his position was strong enough to control the price of the share, and he actually start to sell the shares and watched the price drops gradually as he sold the shares.

All along, I’ve envied those traders, because they could easily bring home half-a-million per annum from their job, and if they are really successful, the potential income they could get is almost unlimited.

However, after the interview yesterday, I think they deserve whatever they were paid for.

The trader who was talking to me, was looking at the screens, making transactions, taking up phone calls, talking to his colleagues on the buy side, and shouting across the desk — all at the same time.

And I asked him what if he makes a mistake when making transactions, getting fired was the answer,

In fact, once I got into the trading floor, I almost had problem with breathing immediately. The atmosphere is simply really tense there, with people shouting and cursing all the time.

To be honest, I do not think I am someone who want to work in that kind of environment, who can bring home half a million but will not have time to spend the money with their family. (They work 12 hours a day minimum, and 7 days a week).

I guess it was probably a good experience for me, since now I know, among many other things, one thing that I do not want to do in my life.

I am satisfied with bringing home 100,000 a year, and I want a job where at least I do not have to sacrifice everything else to stay on.

Feb 16

前一段时间在自己的blog上面登了一个风,树和叶子的故事

首先,我得承认,这个故事不是我写的,我要是有那么好的文采,肯定也去当个什么青年作家,混个名声,光宗耀祖什么的。

只是,那里面的一句

「葉子的離開,是因為風的追求,還是樹的不挽留。」

其实是阿桑的叶子里面MV的一句话。看了很久都没有明白,这篇文章大概是最好的解释吧。

一个朋友问我,假如每个人都是叶子,会怎么选择?

我当时不知道怎样回答她。

现在我更不知道。

因为周围的叶子,似乎太多,又似乎完全没有。

突然一下发现,刘若英的一首歌唱得很对:“喜欢的人不出现,出现的人不喜欢。”

或者,在更多的时候,是“我爱的人名花有主,爱我的人惨不忍睹”。

其实,我倒是蛮喜欢这个世界上多几个叶子,因为至少,叶子会看到风的存在,叶子虽然对树痴心,可是最后还是选择了那个爱她的人,而不是她爱的。

上个礼拜四是情人节,看了一晚上的书,因为第二天要考试。还有一堆的面试。

突然发现自己已经没有必要再夜夜失眠,考虑该买什么情人节礼物了,突然发现自己也不用顶着-20度的冷风,做半个钟头的公车,冲到mall里面拿信用卡狂涮了,突然发现自己再也不用绞尽脑汁考虑要在卡片里写什么,或是应该什么时候寄出,这样,她可以在那个特殊的日子里收到。

因为,她已经不存在了,至少在我心中已经不存在了。

她或许现在是别人的她,或许那个男孩也和我一样,傻傻的为了她而去精心准备这个属于天下有情人的节日。

或许,这就是呆在滑铁卢的好处吧,我记忆中的每个在学校的冬天都是在情人节有考试。最搞的一次是老师在卷子的最后写了个:“Happy Valentines!”

自己一直在告诉别人要耐得住寂寞,自己一直想告诉别人自己一个人也过得很好,可是,那真的是我么?

我也不知道,也害怕得到自己不想听到,看到的答案。

我只希望自己能对很多的事情无所谓,能对很多的事情不要想的太多,一切顺其自然就好。

自己给自己说声:“加油!”

Feb 16

At the beginning of every single term, one thing that I will definitely do is to make a trip to the office of the campus newspaper and ask for a refund.

Not that I am short of the 3.50 dollars, and not that I think it is nice to chat with the cold-faced person who treated me no better than some rats, but I still make the trip every term.

And the reason is because in my opinion, the campus newspaper simply has a couple of students looking for a good reference but who are actually too lazy to understand about this world.

Therefore, it is not surprising that in one of the recent editions of the campus newspaper, someone threw strong support behind Stephen Harper, who claimed that:

“(Canadians) don’t want us to sell that out to the almighty dollar.”

And the article simply went on and on about the presumed torturing of people who disagreed with the Chinese government, and the presumed abuse of people who wants to topple CCP.

First, I have to say that I am ashamed. As a Chinese, I am ashamed to see that some of the people in my country, for some very selfish reasons, to make insulting remarks about the Chinese government.

If you can read Chinese, and if you happened to go to one of the more prominent Internet forums in the Chinese communities in North America, you would inevitably find tonnes of posts asking how would it is possible to apply for refugee status in Canada or US.

And if you start to think that those people are a group of persecuted victims by the communist regimes, nothing could be more wrong than that.

In fact, they are a group of people who are either not talented enough, or not hardworking enough to earn a decent job in Canada or US and to fulfill the criteria to immigrate to these two countries, or who are just simply too lazy to go through the regular route of immigration.

These people are not wanted and welcomed in China, but Canada tend to take them with high regards, because it is simply another opportunity to stir the sentiment of the presumed Chinese human rights record.

When I was walking to my work everyday last summer in downtown Toronto, I actually saw some ladies in their 60s, who did not speak English properly, trying really hard to give the anti-China newspaper to the passers-by. Remind you, those people who are exactly brought up by the Chinese government, the government did not mistreat them, and the government was actually kind enough to let them see the world, and they are holding newspapers that is attacking the very government that helped them to survive for 50 or 60 years in their life, unharmed and safe.

And then it was the Celil case, who is no more than another loser trying to topple the Chinese government after acquired a Canadian citizenship through the generous refugee program.

I do believe the organization that he was involved in: East Turkestan Liberation Organization (ETLO), the East Turkestan Islamic Movement (ETIM), the World Uyghur Youth Congress (WUYC) and the East Turkestan Information Centre (ETIC), are declared as terrorists. And almost every single Chinese, regardless of the Han Chinese or the Uyghur Chinese, agrees that they are the terrorist from any perspective. They explode bombs in buses, and are well-armed to fight against the People’s Liberation Army and to kill the soldiers of the government. And I am not simply hear this from the government newspapers or TV stations.

To my fellow Canadian friends, does that remind you of the Quebec sovereignty movement in the 70s? How did the almighty Canadians treat them?

Oh, by the way, did I mention that during the so-called Tiananmen Square massacre, all students leaders eventually received their US citizenship and become professional authors to anti-Chinese publications? Did I mention that those students leaders were spotted eating in a small restaurant, which was considered as a luxury in 1989, while their fellow schoolmates are starving?

And these are the people that the Canadian and US government are offering sympathy to.

Please, if you do not know anything about the Chinese government and the Chinese history, and just want to hide in your campus newspaper office to earn some positive remarks, write anything you want, but don’t insult my country.

By the way, I am by no means affiliated with the CPP, and I’ve been exposed to western media since I was 13. I do not think everything with the CPP is perfect, and I think I’ve been discussing this issue with many people, but yet, in my entire life, I have not suffered from any so-called persecution that the western media has portrayed.

Feb 16

Probably the biggest news in the IT industry is the recent takeover proposal of Microsoft to Yahoo!.

Yahoo!, not surprisingly, rejected the offer from Microsoft on Monday, and it seems that they have engaged in active discussions with News Group to prevent a hostile takeover from Microsoft.

It actually reminded me of a Chinese movie that I’ve just watched last weekend.

In the movie, a lady quarrelled with her husband and moved out, and she regretted later on. In order to win her husband back, she actually asked a colleague of her who have absolutely no interest in her, to pretend to be her new boyfriend and showed off in front of her husband. Eventually, her husband got jealous and they two become a happy family again.

I am pretty sure that is not the only movie that talked about a scenario like that, in fact, it is pretty typical in many movies that I’ve watched. And right now, this is analogous to the takeover battle between the largest IT enterprises in the world.

Yahoo! was once the best search engine in the world, and ten years ago, many Internet-savvy users (such as myself), dig stuff that we need from Yahoo!. Unfortunately, Yahoo! eventually lost its focus, and when it finally, after many acquisitions and attempts to figure out what this company should do, it it already far behind the new born Google.

As it was mentioned by many information sources, the largest problem with Yahoo! is on its corporate culture, where, just like many other MNCs, does not really foster a sense of creativity. Many wonderful ideas were buried in the bureaucracy, and the company itself has not realized the fact that putting eggs into too many baskets is just as bad as putting all eggs in one basket.

On the other hand, the reason why Bill Gates is the wealthiest person in the world is pretty much because of the fact the Microsoft enjoys a certain degree of monopoly (although everyone in Microsoft would deny that, but how about like 80% of all PCs sold worldwide have Windows in them?) in the operating system and productivity suite. For years, despite the rise of many companies whose unwritten ambition is to take down Microsoft, no one could done that.

Not until Google, who has a search engine algorithm that even other big players in the industry admit that it is at least “one decade ahead of us”, and who have been very successful in providing the GMail services, online productivity suite as Google Docs, Google Spreadsheet and Google Presentation, and with the birth of the Android platform, it is directly putting itself into challenges with Microsoft’s Windows Mobile.

However, Yahoo! is still the second most used search engines in the world with five million Yahoo! accounts, and Microsoft still enjoys the de-facto monopoly in the operating systems.

And I do not think it takes too long for both Steve Ballmer and Jerry Yang to figure that the only way to survive is to be able to combine their strength together.

However, no one wants to sell themselves cheap, and particularly for companies like Yahoo!, who still carries the memory of their glorious past. On the other hand, Microsoft is more like a 30-year-old man who is pursuing a 50-year-old woman, no disrespect, but I think Microsoft will still consider every single penny it pays on top of the 31 dollars per share it offered would be too much for the marriage.

News Group is by no means interested in Yahoo!, although it has acquired companies such as MySpace and so on, because it does not make any sense for Rupert Murdoch to step in the hot battle zone between Microsoft and Google at this point of time, when he does not have the expertise nor the experience after the purchasing Yahoo!.

On Thursday, Microsoft announced the big senior management shuffling to get ready to take over, and rumours is that Microsoft is ready to go again with another proposal of about 35 per share.

So, time for Micro-hoo? Or Ya-soft?

Feb 16

I hate being a busybody, but somehow I just turn out to be one…

And I hate to hurt myself for something that completely has nothing to do with myself, but yet I kept doing that…

Perhaps, I am meant to be born with those characters, and although I was praised by someone (whom I really appreciate) as “gems”, and I should be proud of it, but really, this traits of me have offered me more pain than anything else, if there is anything else it has ever given me at all,

I hate to see certain things from happening, but I know I can not help myself, because those things are not even relevant to me. Why, then, I am just wondering, why should I be pissed over something that I can not even be in control? Or something that is not even relevant to me?

I do not understand about myself, and I do not know….

Feb 12

Recently, I’ve been following very closely with the case of Societe Generale and now-infamous trader Jerome Kerviel, who is been blamed for causing close to 5 billion Euros of loss as a result of trading on futures contact.

I was amazed, honestly, by the fact that he was able to, single-handedly (although this is being disputed at the time this article is written), build more than 50 billion Euros position within a couple of years, supposedly went unnoticed.

And he actually made some profit (about 1.4 billion Euros) before taking the big hit due to the recent recession of World economy.

And what he did was strikingly similar to what George Soros, the greatest hedging fund manager and the man who broke the Bank of England, did, back in 1992.. (Well, minus the part of computer hacking and so on).

Both were trading futures contracts, both spotted an arbitrage opportunity that others would probably think that was insane, both were playing around with the tiny margin of exchange rates, and both were building positions that were multiple times of their limit (Soros borrowed most of the 10 billion he used to short sale Lira and Pounds, among several positions that he has hedged against other currencies).

The only difference is that back in 1992, risk management was very little known and since Soros was the boss, he was allowed to take such a risky move.

And George Soros made the right bet, and earned a billion in 24 hours, but the unfortunate Jerome Kerviel did not, and lost about 5 billions.

And George Soros became the most successful fund manager in the world, and Jerome Kerviel become the newest criminal and possibly will be condemned for the rest of his life.

As we all know, large profit will only come as a result of large risk, and from the investors perspective, the higher the profit, the better.

If that were to be the case, why should we hate Jerome Kerviel while we worship (to a certain extent) George Soros?

And the bigger question is: did we, in the midst all the regulations and risk control processes, accidentally “kill” many more potential risk-takers who could potentially become the next most successful fund manager?

To me, Jerome Kerviel is just an unfortunate genius, who, perhaps should be born 20 years earlier.

Feb 01

Quoted from UW’s Daily Bulletin:

UW closed Friday by winter storm

UW is closed today, February 1, because of a snowstorm. Classes and other events are cancelled at the Waterloo and Cambridge campuses. Classes may be rescheduled for Saturday, February 9, at the instructor’s discretion. Offices and services (including the libraries) are closed today, and staff have the day off. Under UW’s severe weather guidelines, the shutdown is automatic because all Waterloo Region public schools are closed.

For those of you who do not know what snow day is, it is basically the day that due to bad weather, the entire university is closed, and assignments and so on are all postponed :)

Ya, sorry, guys in Singapore do not really get them :)